THE FLOWER DIES! WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? That makes this movie's deathcount TWO. They stumble upon a meadow of musically-inclined animals. AWW Toaster doesn't let Blanket snuggle up to him! That's mean of you, Toaster. Talk about a Fellowship that can't get along. Hey, a song sequence! Feels out of place, though. (I just realised that Vacuum Cleaner's name is Kirby, but I'm gonna keep calling him Vacuum Cleaner.) Why do I get the awful feeling that this is going to end badly? Do I still want to watch this? Yeah, I still want to watch this. Okay, so they're jacking a battery to the Vacuum Cleaner so to power their way cross-country. Here we go, the objects all rally together to leave the house of find the Master. AHA! It's the freakout I was warned about, talk about being a drama llama - WHOA, HE KILLS HIMSELF? Suicide in a kid's movie!Īnother car's coming! Hah, called it! Turned out to be some dude putting a "For Sale" sign.
Blankie brave little toaster plus#
Hmm, Air-cond hates everyone plus the Master. Which is made all the more worse because Blanket is crying, and he's obviously supposed to be a child.Īir-conditioner! Sexy voice, plenty of disdain in his delivery. I've seen inanimate objects get attached to their Masters before (hello, Toy Story), but this is bordering on religious fanaticism. GYAH, Blanket's obsessive love with the Master is, uh, creepy, to say the least. There's a car coming, but is it the Master? Okay, so it isn't. Haley Joel Osment and Heather O'Rourke would be proud. Okay, roll call: Toaster, Radio, Lamp Light, Blanket, Vacuum and Air-conditioner.īlanket gets a creepy possessed vibe and says softly: "A car." Which is quite possibly the freakiest line I've ever heard in a kid's movie. So the Master should be in his teens about now. What, they've been waiting for two thousand days? That's at the very least 6 years.
Sudden flashback to Faerie Tale Theatre's Rip Van Winkle.Īnthropomorphic inanimate objects! Okay, hmm, they're waiting for their Master.
This is my real-time response to watching the movie, so spoilers, naturally.Įrr, these opening credits are creepy. Thanks to lady_amasis and all the other people who "recced" this movie. This is a live post! I'm typing this as I watch The Brave Little Toaster for the first time EVAH.
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